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I am stuffing tissue paper in my pockets, because I am too lazy to get up and throw them in the trash can; too lazy and just too fucked up to even move a finger. My nose has launched a coup, and I am in the verge of giving in. I am so sick and tired of this cold, if I can find a vacuum cleaner, I swear to God I'll shove it so far up my nose...and never look back.

I hate this feeling...so many wonderful advances in technology and we can't find a cure for the common cold. I know it's such a cliché, but it's true.

I am in my 2nd roll of tissue paper...maybe I'll just save myself the trouble and slap a baby diaper in my face and just let the snot drip and be absorbed by those super absorbent things.

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